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Give an ASBO - fun certificate
1) The NAME of the person receiving the ASBO
2) The CRIME they have committed
3) The LENGTH of time the ASBO is in place
4) A START DATE for the ASBO
5) Two RESTRICTIONS they have to obey
6) A WARNING if they break the terms of their ASBO

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Chavs in the news

Try this news story about people who wear hats - Did you hear the one about the man who isn't allowed to wear a hat? It's just one example of the increasingly inventive use of Asbos.
Source::: BBC News 22 September, 2004

Chav ban in shops - Police are trying to cut crime in shops - by banning customers wearing "Chav"-style clothes.
Source::: News at BBC 4 November, 2004

Chav makes it into literature -Teenage yobs in their uniform of cheap jewellery and baseball caps may be seen as an unwelcome scourge, but they have earned a place in a new reference book.
Source::: BBC news 19 October, 2004

Happy 50th, baseball caps -It started as the official headwear of ball players and became a favourite with sports fans and aging tourists. Now at 50, the baseball cap is ubiquitous
Source::: BBC News 27 April, 2004

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