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Give an ASBO - fun certificate
1) The NAME of the person receiving the ASBO
2) The CRIME they have committed
3) The LENGTH of time the ASBO is in place
4) A START DATE for the ASBO
5) Two RESTRICTIONS they have to obey
6) A WARNING if they break the terms of their ASBO

The guide to being a chav

How to be a chav

Perhaps you want to go to a fancy dress party dressed as a chav, or perhaps you just wanna be a chav for the day

Boy chav

1. Wear a tracksuit
2. Wear trainers.
3. Wear sports socks.
4. tuck bottom of tracksuit into socks
5. wear some bling (your mums gold chain should do)
6. wear a baseball cap
7. wear some chunky gold rings. loads.
8. learn to say "init" and swear a lot
9. get a short haircut. number 1 or a zero if you want to be scary...
10. wear something burberry!
11. Get attitude like eminem.

Girl Chav

• Orange tan.
• short skirt
• jacket - denim maybe or obvious fake leather
• huge earrings.
• ponytail, bad highlights,
• tight t-shirt

For the best fancy dress stuff on this planet try Silly Jokes.

Silly Jokes

Fancy Dress

Top quality fancy dress costumes for women and men. Dress up and feel great.

Accessories

If in doubt, Accessorise! The right accessory completes your look and adds extra laughs.

Masks

Comprehensive range of quality masks.

Hats and Head Gear

Hats, crowns, ears, horns and boppers

Wigs

Transform your appearance instantly with our great range of Irish Jigs.

Face Paints and FX

All the make-up you need for fund raising and parties.

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