1. Was your education paid for by the tax-payer?
2. Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit?
3. Do you know any straight men who wear earings?
4. Do you keep the laces in your trainers undone?
5. Do you have several tracksuits?
6. Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal?
7. Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines?
8. Had a romantic meal at Mcdonalds?
9. Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation?
10. Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits?
11. Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's?
12. Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas?
13. Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives?
14. Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc
15. Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport?
16. Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party?
17. Do you drink cider in the street?
18. Do you know anyone that has been on 'Trisha'?
19. Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later?
20. You wear baseball hat
21. You've got a gold chain.
22. Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any?
23. Have you ever referred to a loo as a 'bog'?
24. Do you consider Jordan to be 'actually quite intelligent'?
25. Have you ever referred to pudding as 'dessert' or 'sweet'?
26. made so much noise the neighbours banged on the wall
27. Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone?
28. Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train?
29. Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'?
30. Would you eat own brand baked beans?
31. Lie at the job centre when they ask if you're actively seeking employment
32. Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo?
33. Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present?
34. Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola?
35. Cheered the people in the next hotel room when they finished!
36. Do you prefer Special brew to all other lagers?
37. Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?
38. Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?
39. Have you ever worn Burberry check?
40. Do you think Marks & Spencer's food hall is too expensive?
41. Have you ever bought second class stamps?
42. Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'?
43. Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit?
44. Have you ever eaten a pot noodle?
45. Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere?
46. Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester?
47. Have you ever worn jewellery from 'Elizabeth Duke' at Argos?
48. Do you wear all your gold jewellery all the time?
49. Have you ever eaten corned beef stew?l
50. Have you had sex in the back of a car with spoilers on?
51. Are you into 'R&B'?
52. Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland?
53. Is your mobile phone on a 'pay as you go' tariff?
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Have you got a pregnant underage girlfriend?
56. Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror?
57. Are you unemployed
58. You have never had a job
59. Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?
60. Do you have a mate called kev?
61. Been arrested for a street brawl
62. Do you drive round cruizing in your motor?
63. Do you hang out on the field near your house with your mates and some white cider trying toget the girls drunk?
64. Do you love mcdonalds food?
65. Ran off without paying at a restuarant?
66. Is eating in at Mcdonalds sophisticated?
67. You have a pair of jeans for best?
68. Your best rainers are out of a catalogue.
69. Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date?
70. Nanna looks after your kids whilst you're at school.
71. When you leave school you want to sign on.
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. You don't know who your dad is.
74. Your mum has at least 4 kids.
75. Your nan is only 15 years older than your mum.
76. Your eldest sibling is in prison.
77. Your cousins live down the road from you.
78. Your mum goes out to work at night wearing knee high boots and a raaraa skirt.
79. You don't have any male role models in your life
80. You buy the sun
81. You have a budgie
82. You have milk bottles in a crate outside your house but the milkman doesn't call.
83. You spend all your money on petrol for your car and stickyback plastic to finish the spoiler.
84. You plan on making a career out of art - you want to draw dole.
85. You can fill in DSS claim forms in your sleep.
86. You've done it at school.
87. You've been suspended from school for having sex.
88. Your girlfriend is a minger with an orange tan.
89. You don't watch the news
90. You have sky movies although you don't pay for it
91. Your mum wears more makeup than your sisters
92. Your aunty is a transexual
93. You really fancy a very close family relation
94. Your leather coat from the catalogue is for best
95. You wear your trainers laces undone
96. You have an alcohol problem based on white cider products
97. You think crisps and cider are food groups
98. Sunday dinner is whatever the shoplifters were selling in the pub
99. You have got three girls pregnant before you left school
100. You've got chav tattooed on your knuckles