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Give an ASBO - fun certificate
1) The NAME of the person receiving the ASBO
2) The CRIME they have committed
3) The LENGTH of time the ASBO is in place
4) A START DATE for the ASBO
5) Two RESTRICTIONS they have to obey
6) A WARNING if they break the terms of their ASBO

how to do the crazy frog fancy dress

How to dress like the crazy frog

Simple! Will just take a little time

Silly Jokes

What do you need to dress up as the crazy frog? You need some bottle if you're going to do the real thing - but it'd take an awful lot of blue paint so we suggest you try wearing tights or leggings and some underwear! Although you could alwyas make a fuzzy pizelated image to stick in the right area!

First on the list is a flying helmet. This one at silly jokes is cheap and will look just the ticket!

Then you need to decide what you're doing with your face - are you going to paint or try a froggy mask?

Small Frog Mask -Lightweight plastic face mask for children to about 9 years

Frog Face Mask -Lightweight plastic face mask suitable for children and smaller adults.

Frog - for adults

or some green face paint - try this hallowwen kit its got green and black in

(Ok so crazy frog is more blue than green! but frogs should be green! not blue like him - you can buy blue face paint here though

Frog feet

You need a black waistcoat too! If you've not got one then borrow one or make one simply out of black cloth.

You could also try some billy bob teeth!

Have loads of fun - and take some photos and send us them!

You'll also need a crazy frog ringtone to drive people insane!

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