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Give a chav an asbo Give an ASBO - fun certificate

1) The NAME of the person receiving the ASBO
2) The CRIME they have committed
3) The LENGTH of time the ASBO is in place
4) A START DATE for the ASBO
5) Two RESTRICTIONS they have to obey
6) A WARNING if they break the terms of their ASBO

Money off Vouchers

Book a holiday now - book a holiday for under £100

Chav Food and Drink

Be the poshest chav on your street - get business cards printed for free - yes 250 chavtastic business cards free - great for giving girls your phone number !
Essential for pulling girls!

Free curry, free shopping vouchers, free food

Buyagift £5 free voucher

Crazy Frog Fancy Dress

Get your very own Chav Hat

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Cheapest Digital TV - buy the biggest plasma screen in the UK - essential home furnishings for chavs

Hot fashion from Discoo

Chav Jokes and fun

Don't Miss out on Chav Freebies! Join Freebies Newletter

Chav Photos

Chav Food and Drink

What do chavs and chavettes like to eat?

For a start they love McDonalds. If you visit the site click on MAC on the botom of the site menu and you'll get taken to the mcdonalds club where you can win special prizes and get a newsletter for regular updates.

£ 20 Virgin Wine Voucher *wow* - idea for getting a case of wine in and getting bevvied with your mates at home.
£ 20 Voucher Laithewaites wine - Fab choice of wines at Laiuthewaits online - get a discount
Buy some sweeties online - all your chavvy favourite sweets and choccies online

Walkers are giving away a free walk-o-meter so you can see how far you've walked

Free recipes... from discovery foods

Free menu for chav dinner party

Chav Dinner Party menu

As guests arrive serve them glass of chilled lambrini and take their coats. You're supposed to give the coats back at the end of the night but nowt wrong with getting the kids to hawk through the pockets later.

Starter:

Prawn cocktail flavour crisps.

Main course:

Choice of mini hot dogs or fray bentos pie

Served with a medly of fresh vegetables: smiley faces, chips and beans.

Suggested wine: white lightening

Pudding:

Ice cream from the mr whippy van with optional raspberry sauce and sprinkles. For a posher dessert witout the cost buy some cheap own-brand value icecream and crush some biscuits up and mix it in.

Suggested dessert wine: Thunderbird red.

Diet Freebies - if you've put on weight then you need to lose it!

Loads of freebies on offer at Food Freebies - a great site listing loads of vouchers and offers.

Leonidas Chocolates *ideal for xmas* Now we really love these!
Free sweets !
Free delivery from Iceland - now this is a great way to shop! Shop online and get it delivered and make the neighbours really envious.
5% case discount at Oddbins
Tesco home Shopping - *highly recommended* NOw if you can't get iceland to deliver try tesco for that real lazy shop at home no-effort shopping experience.
Cheap Eating out
Other site features::
Picnic Shop free delivery
Simply Picnic
A G Miller real Butcher
Amazon Kitchen Appliances and Equipment
ardtaraig fine food
Buy Fish, Shellfish Online - Free Ebook on Fish
Choc Express -
Chocolate Trading Co
Chocolate Recipes
Co-op2u Wine & Spirits
Cucina Direct - kitchen equipment
free food catalogues on main page
Free vouchers for money off food
Groovy Chocolate - pics on choc! Whatever next?
London Wine Academy
Order Dominos Pizza Online
Real Beer box
Soft Drinks
Sparkling Direct
Thorntons chocolates
Ocado Home Food Shopping
Gourmet Food
Chocolate and Sweets online
Healthy Food
Smoothies
Morrisons

Dominos Pizza Order online and get it delivered. Some fun games to play whilst you're waiting for it to arrive.
Latest pizzas include the Ay carumba fajita pizza. Or pick your own chavtastic toppings.