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Give an ASBO - fun certificate

1) The NAME of the person receiving the ASBO
2) The CRIME they have committed
3) The LENGTH of time the ASBO is in place
4) A START DATE for the ASBO
5) Two RESTRICTIONS they have to obey
6) A WARNING if they break the terms of their ASBO

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Defintion of chav

When asked to define chav people will have a good idea of what one is but will struggle to place the origin of the word.

Some options include

The word chav comes from the abreviation of Chaths from Chatham which some people say is the original birth place of the chav.

Urban Dictionarys Definition is found here along with two smashing chavvy pics -

Some definitions we've overheard:

A chav is a scummy lad who lives in a council estate, drives an awful car with a huge exhaust but a tiny engine, wears sporty clothes.

Chav is trash!

Chavs are white scum.

Latest chav quotations - as overheard on a train, two chavs trying to work out how to spell leicester :)

Regional Varietys of the definition of the word chav

In the North West they're known as scallies.

South Wales as townies..

Northumberland as charves or charvas

Were considered to be a descendent of Essex Girls - but more widespread outside Essex.

Scotland they're called Neds.

Newcastle they are called Charvs and a charver is a small gypsy child

In Ireland chav and pikey are offensive words meaning gypsy.

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