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Give an ASBO - fun certificate

1) The NAME of the person receiving the ASBO
2) The CRIME they have committed
3) The LENGTH of time the ASBO is in place
4) A START DATE for the ASBO
5) Two RESTRICTIONS they have to obey
6) A WARNING if they break the terms of their ASBO

Chav Dating Advice

How to date a chav

Essential dating hints for the correct way to date!

How to impress the chavvy girls

• The bigger the spoiler on your car the more the girls will be impressed
• The more swear words you can fit into a sentence the better. Girls like educated blokes who know how to use abusive and foul language.
• A snear can be really attractive to women.
• Always wear your hat. Even when you're doing it. After all it can be drafty round the back of the bus shelter.
• Personal hygiene is vital for impressing the girls. Old Spice will cover most BO smells. Don't swallow it when you gargle though.
• Make sure the super-size bean can is well fixed onto the car exhaust system

How to impress the chav boys

• Put out on a first date. Every time. This one could be the one you'll marry.
• Don't worry about forcing blokes to use condoms. You get loads of child benefit [1]
• Wear the biggest hooped earrings you can get from lizzy dukes
• Don't hog the white lightening. Pass the bottle back after a quick sip.

If you're still keen to get out there dating try

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[1] Always use a condom. There is either safe sex or stupid sex [2]

[2] This does not mean shagging a blond.

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